Tracks #2 & #3

Posted: April 9, 2011 in 30 Day Song Challenge

Day 02 (8/04/2011) – Your least favorite song

Day 03 (9/04/2011) – A song that makes you happy

Yeah. I’m a nerd. It just catches Luke’s whiny tone so damn well.. not to mention it amuses me greatly 🙂

(Intro)
It’s Not The East Or The West Side.
No It’s Not.
It’s Not The North Or The South Side.
No It’s Not.
It’s The Dark Side.
You Are Correct.
Keep Frontin’ The Empire
To All You Vader-Haters Out There, We’ll Blow Your Planet Up!

What Is Thy Bidding My Master?
It’s A Disaster, Skywalker We’re After.
What If He Could Be Turned To The Dark Side?
Yes, He Would Be A Powerful Ally, Another Dark Jedi.
He Will Join Us Or Die.

We Got Death Star.(Death Star)
We Got Death Star.(Death Star)
We Got Death Star.(Death Star)
We Got Death Star.(Death Star)
We Got Death Star.(Death Star)
We Got Death Star.(Death Star)
We Got Death Star.(Death Star)
We Got Death Star.(Death Star)
And You Know That We Got It.(Death Star)
And You Know That We Got It.(Death Star)

(Owen)
Luke, Get Your Ass Over Here Right Now!
Quit Monkeying Around With That Damned Landspeeder
Where Are Them Two Droids I Asked You To Clean, Boy?
Have You Cleaned Your Room?

(Luke)
Uncle Owen, I Know I’m On Probation,
I Cleaned The Droids,
Can I Go To The Hachi Station?
I Gotta Lay Away On The Power Converter,
But Now You Treating Me Like A Scruffy Nerfherder.

(Obi-Wan Kenobi)
Luke, Use The Force And Run,
Run To Dagobah, Run To Dagobah,
Luke, Use The Force And Run,
Run To Dagobah, Run To Dagobah,

I’m Yoda,
I’m A Soldia,
I’ll Mold Ya, And Fold Ya,
I Thought I Told Ya,
Don’t Be Unwise Judge Me Not By My Size,
You Wont Believe Your Eyes,
Watch The X-Wing Rise.

Yoda, Why You Being A Playa-Hata?
You Know that I still Must Confront Lord Vader.
But Luke Not Ready Are You.
But There’s A City In The Clouds Where Their Keeping My Crew,
A Jedi’s Gotta Do What A Jedi’s Gotta Do,
So Now Vader, I’m Coming For You.

That’s Right Artoo.
Set A New Course
We’re Going To Cloud City.
Ah. Thats A Mighty Fine Gin And Tonic
Why Dont You Mix Me Up Another?
Things about to get ugly..

Impressive, Now Release Your Anger,
You Must Have Sensed That Your Friends Are In Danger.
Ow! Why Did You Slice Off My Hand?
It’s Imperative That You Understand.
Obi-Wan Would Never Bothered,
To Tell The Truth About Your Father.
He Told Me Enough, He Told Me You Killed Him!
Then There Is Something I Must Reveal Then.
I’m Your Father.
I’m Your Father.
I’m Your Father.
I’m Your Father.
I’m Your Father.
I’m Your Father.
I’m Your Father.
I’m Your Father.

Knock Him Out The Box, Luke.
Knock Him Out.
Knock Him Out The Box, Luke.
Knock Him Out.
Knock Him Out The Box, Luke.
Knock Him Out.
Knock Him Out The Box, Luke.
Knock Him Out.

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Comments
  1. oisinsgirl says:

    What is the dirty version of Star Wars Gansta Rap?

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